... when stuff happens.

As you can see there is a clear lack of updating done here. Does that mean it's dead ? No. More like undead.

So what's up ?

A lot and nothing at the same time. I go about my life as everybody else : busy, working and busy working. I do try to find the time to entertain and amuse myself as much as possible, otherwise I turn into one complaining loudmouthed mofo who won't shut up. Stress and tiredness does that to me.

So anyhoo, as much grandiose as my previous post was, I'm not sure if I'll be able to find the time to do such elaborate posts. But I'll start posting new stuff here in the next few days since it has slowed down a bit at work. Thankfully.

I should also find a way to get rid of the cobwebs on my Photoshop interface and get a real nice looking blog going.

I like this interface but it's nowhere near as awesome as what I'd like it to be. That might involve a move to Wordpress, I'm not sure, I'll let y'all kids know about that in due time.

In the meantime, check back periodically, I'll post new stuff more often.

C ya soon. ; )

I've yet to follow up on my desires to do a complete post of Music, Games and such as explained in the previous post since I'm super busy at work.

Current mood : hungry
Current track(s) : Entire Murderbot - Ruff In The Bunny Fizness
Current Game(s) : - Boom Blox


Let's just pretend this is Call of Duty 4 and I just got sniped in the head. Then I slump to the ground in a messy pool of blood. Much like that game and the more-often-than-not 15 seconds before you respawn and start being sniper fodder again, I pondered what I had done wrong, what avenues I have taken that lead to my demise.

And came to the conclusion my blog is a big fuming pile of cow turd.

Once I was finally able to clean the mess and get the stink out ( I can still smell it. DANG), I have decided to make this more interesting. No, I will not lower my standards and offer a " rate those tits " plugin or a " shoot the dart in Dubya's forehead " flash games. That's what Facebook is for. No, I have decided to offer a bit more content to try and please my audience ( read : to get more hits, dammit ). Ok, I wanna please me. If you don't like it, there are many other bland boring lifeless blog pages for your perusing needs.

So yeah, my posts will be devided into several sections from now on. Get used to it >:). I promise I'll make nice looking images to seperate the sections. In the meantime, enjoy ! Oh and see that blue bubble that reads " Hi! " at the bottom of each posts ? It's the " Leave a comment " button. DON'T CLICK IT, it's highly dangerous, poisonous and radioactive ! I leave it up to you to do the right thing.


This section won't have any names. In fact, next posts won't even start with that nifty bar I just created. It'll start with the CURRENT stuff and I'll start throwing a fit right afterwards. To get some steam out, you know ? So here goes :

- Will get a car soon. Yes. After much unnecessary delay, I will finally be able to go to a f**king shopping mall, buy some stuff and NOT HAVE TO CARRY A SH!TLOAD OF BAGS HOME. Hey, f**k off : I desperately tried to be good to the environment by taking public transportation but this city's transit company can't plan for sh!t. How many times have I been late as they closed the entire subway line because of some flames in one garbage can in ONE subway station. How is a fire even possible if there is NO SMOKING ALLOWED inside the stations ? Also, try explaining to your boss that you're late because the bus that leaves once every 30 minutes AT RUSH HOUR, mind you, has decided to leave 10 minutes earlier for sh!ts and giggles and that your workplace is in the middle of an industrial neighborhood where two highways cross, a public transportation's no man's land. I have f**king tried to have patience but I've given as much as I could give.



Yes, that "MUSIC" thing sucks, doesn't it ? I'll get around to that shortly. I'll also revamp the section here. Now, on to beatz :

:::: MURDAHBOOOOT ! BOMBACLOT ! ::::
Type : Absolutely insane jungle with gangster hip-hop and reggae rhymes thrown into the blender.
For months now I have been addicted to downloading the Drum & Bass Delirium packs from the ReleaseLog website. It's a compilation of Drum & Bass available once or twice a month. Yes. Illegal music. Makes you feel like a renegade, eh you iTunes b!tches ? The latest installment contains Murderbot's latest album, " Ruff In The Bunny Fizness ". Who, you say ?

A scrawny kid from Chicago named Christopher Shively aka Chrissy Murderbot or Murderbot for short. As his album's name and picture here implies, he's not to be taken seriously. Hell, even his musical styles range from jungle to dubstep to house to grime to every-style-that'll-make-you-shake-your-booty-on-the-dancefloor. His Ruff In The Bunny Fizness inflicts severe brain damage and hightens your serotonin levels simultaneously.

I have so many other tracks to listen to on my MP3 player but I can't. Stop. Listening. To. That. Album. It's driving me crazy. The good kind of crazy, thankfully. I've always loved jungle but fill it with trashy gangster hip-hop lyrics and audio clips of reggae and with upbeat melodies and jazzy basslines and you've got the something more addictive than rocks of heroïn-laced crack. From the jolly grin inspiring style of Rub-A-Dub Soldier and insane jungle beats to the funky gangstah-sh!t extravaganza of OnlyWorld, Murderbot delivers the audible jungle equivalent of smoking some demented ganja, getting a BJ by a supermodel and playing GTA IV at the SAME TIME. Listen :

:: Murderbot - Rub-A-Dub Soldier

:: Murderbot - OnlyWorld


More stuff to come soon. :)

Ah- HA !

And so you thought I was dead. You wish but no. I'm alive and bitching !

In fact, that big burly italian guy you sent after me did not complete his tasks as I foiled his plans before he could complete his mission. Well, what did you expect from a cheap hitman ? Not only that but he misplaced his gun when he tried to " wack " me, he told me not to move he'd be right back. And bam, you just made a few extra grands by not fullfilling your contract.

Two words about that : colossal FAIL.

Anyway, I just thought I would take this opportunity to lay waste to more unsuspecting innocent kilobytes and just write all sorts of inane crap like what you're all used to. So here goes :

- so yeah, I moved recently, it was ok, my new place rocks the crap out of yours and there's nothing you can do about it. Cry me a river, will you ? I SAID IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS. You don't wanna argue with me on that. Do you have 2 roman columns in your living room ? A bath with a seperate shower ? A skylight in your bathroom ? A big kitchen with black ceramic tile counters ? I though so. That so wants to make me buy a digital camera and post pictures all over here and put it in your face. Serves you right.

- I have a cold. And colds suck unbelievable ass. But I've always been the generous kind so I feel I should share the love by sneezing on as many people as humanly possible. Just to spread the love, you know ?

- I can't wait to buy a friggin' HD tv. F*ck. Everyone's got them. I've got a big ass tv with rabbit ears, for crying out loud. I really should get down with that whole " 21st century " vibe everyone seems to be on right now. Get with the times.

- which brings me to the absence of new gen consoles. I WILL get a Wii, then an Xbox 360, I will pay for a goddam Xbox Live subscription and I will LIKE IT. I like PC games as much as the next guy by I can't wait to play games in HD without having to bother about system requirements.

- where the f**k is summer ? Canada is awesome but it's got its seasons all screwed up. How many countries you know have 8 month winters and the remaining 4 a season called " sprinsummautumn " ?

- I will get a car soon. Absolute personal delivery. Yes, pollution this, extra costs that, gas prices this and insurance that. I'd like to see you want to take a nice relaxing walk with your beloved in a forest OUTSIDE OF TOWN without a car. My idea of a romantic getaway doesn't involve taking the smelly cramped up suburban train, bus and taxi to the middle of nowhere. There is also shopping to be done and I need a TRUNK, dammit.


That is all for now, more soon as I get angrier. LOL.

It has come to my attention that...

... well, nothing came up to my attention, really.

I'm moving, I'm tired, I'm working a lot and sometimes not at all while I'm working. Go figure.

Ifind myself posting a lot again on Rave.ca recently and I never had so f**king much fun there especially when you hook up with an old friend. I can finally talk with an actual INTERESTING co-worker (we are in different compagnies but damn it feels familiar in a sea of call center drones).

Yeah, Rave.ca. Who would've thought, right ?

I've been posting on message boards ever since I got a computer. Considering I was raving extensively in the last few years, it was logical to me that I would spend my time posting on ones that were "rave" themed. I've been on so many. I started on something called Vrave. That required the use of Windows' Telnet program :



I had to key in a specific address on a university server lord knows where (Arizona or Utah or something). This was before message boards. It was awesome, it was like a real-time chat.


Then came Raveweb, where you could witness first hand how extensively deformed the mind would get on designer drugs.

Then came Technodium, a site for ravers to get info that featured forums to get in touch with other ravers, like Raveweb, but just opened the doors to flame wars and general bitching. The era of the jaded Montreal ravers was born. I posted there so often, I couldn't count. My posts were always informative, as unbiased as possible but always mature, precise and incredibly lenghty. I would just go on and on and wouldn't shut up.

I was angry at the rave scene's inability to pick up it's own poop and stand tall and proud, all the kids cared about was hearing whatever loud music was playing and was just an outlet for them to be fucked up on 14 different drugs away from their rooms, backyards and their parents.

Then came Rave.ca (or Ravewave not so long ago) where I started the same cycle of trying to get newer ravers to hear the voice of old school by posting long winding posts about " how the rave scene was better and that ", " how raves should be this " and so on and so forth.

Then I got hooked up with my girlfriend and forgot about message boards for a while.

Now, I'm at work. And for the first time, I have access to the internet. And I can't start to say how awesome this is. And in times of extreme boredom, I've decided to post there again. And I must say I'm having more fun now than ever.

Why ? I've dropped the whole " listen to the voice of reason " bullshit. I don't have time to educate kids about a scene I've dropped a while ago. I couldn't care less if kids are too stoned to throw raves anymore. Got back to snorting K in your basements, losers.

I'm using my jadedness for evil now, I'm edgier, meaner and probably 1000 times more fun than the self-righteous moron I was back then. Why try to instill knowledge upon people who just don't give a f**k ?

I've learned a lesson. I shouldn't use the internet for propaganda like so many others. It's an outlet for my emotions, a place where I can drop a big pile of crap and witness how people react. No, I don't diss or hate people... I play the mirror : I throw jokes back to their faces tenfolds.

And you know what, it feels great. Very liberating. We should all try to be less stubborn little bastards online and laugh a little...

... then maybe the world wouldn't look so bland and dark.